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ShareAs a comedic writer I leave myself notes on interesting things I observe. I find that when I’m drunk I see especially bizarre things… allegedly. I’ll usually wake up to a confusing undecipherable message from the night before. The problem is, since I get too drunk, I can never remember what really happened.
It was the [...]
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We can all dream for muffins that big little girl
There I was, I just purchased an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chip muffin and I was dreaming of the first bite. I knew how delicious it was going to be and I couldn’t wait any longer. I tore open the wrapper like I was a lion tearing [...]
ShareI’m Jewish. I’ve mentioned this before, this shouldn’t surprise anyone. My father’s fiancée is Christian, so for the last number of years I have been celebrating Christmas at her house. Something I find is weird is that both holidays start with the letters “ch” yet neither has the “ch, chop” sound. Christmas’ “ch” is more [...]
ShareWhat about your father’s balls? Actually it’s not about your father’s balls, it’s about my friend Robby’s father’s balls. Oddly enough it’s also about my father’s balls. That’s a lot of nuts!! No I didn’t see my fathers’ balls. The last time I saw those things I was traveling the vas deferens, through the ejaculatory [...]
ShareWhat happens when a republican, a queer and a black Jew become roommates? You get The Melting Pot.
Episode 1 – Pilot aka Threes Company
Brett, a tall hunky suit bearing republican, finds himself homeless after his fiancée of two years sells their apartment behind his back and leaves him. After realizing she doesn’t like to be [...]
