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ShareHey everyone,
I’m on the road to vermont for a weekend of boozing. I’m actually posting through a program on my phone… pretty cool. Anyway no comedy today . Ok fine, one joke… what’s worse than having a worm in your apple?…….
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AIDS
See you Monday!
ShareI’ll admit I watch WWE Raw almost every Monday. Even though I know exactly what’s going to happen, the script writing isn’t exactly Oscar worthy, none-the-less it is entertaining.
So whether you say you love it for the action or that you love it because of the personalities or that you love it because it’s a [...]
ShareOralian TV Sonnet #4
No one told you life was gonna be this way?
Dancing in fountain, oh my lord they’re fun!
Fans of this show are mostly girls and gay
On for 10 seasons, bad show had good run
Courteney Cox was chef yet stayed pencil thin
Schwimmer such sad sack, go shoot self in face
Only funny one was Matt’s [...]
ShareBy “The Legend” Brian “B-rye” Legendstein
“The Legend” Brian “B-rye” Legendstein was the man in high school, so much so that he had two nicknames. Other than being the man, why is Brian writing the column for the rules of throwing a high school party? Well, in high school Brian threw the most talked about party [...]
Share12/19/08
Dear Diary,
Billy Mays here,
As the snow falls and the season’s change, one can only imagine what challenges lie ahead for us. Will this winter be the metaphor for my next few months? Short days and long nights? Will my demons come out and will I be able to control them? Will my depression knock me [...]
