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ShareBeing a Mets fan is like being the drug addict fuck up younger brother to the successful, good looking, hot wife, perfect family, older brother. Nobody likes you and on top of that everyone is sick about hearing about you. The only ones who care about you are your fuck up drug addict friends, a.k.a. [...]
ShareThis is haloral.com’s 50th post. I want to thank all of you out there who have read all 50 posts. Some were funny, some were disgusting and some were just terrible, but you’ve been here through thick and thin. So this 50th post is for you!!
Totally sorry for the cop out of a post today, [...]
ShareMonday night is the start of the Jewish holiday Passover a.k.a. Pesach. (Pronounced Pay-sah-hockaloogie) The holiday celebrates, or mourns (you never know with these Jewish holidays, once you start having a good time they guilt you into feeling bad because it’s a solemn holiday), where was I, ok, celebrates Moses leading the Jews in their [...]
ShareThe girl scouts sell delicious cookies. We all know that. Some of their most popular types of cookies are Thin Mints, Do-Si-Do’s, Reach Arounds, Tagalongs and Jail Baits. There is one cookie they sell that trumps them all though… Samoas. Sure some people know them as Caramel DeLights, but what makes the cookie so much [...]
ShareThis one is for Israel, and this one is for New York and this last one is to make you love Jews forever… because this isn’t sex, this is me representing everything that makes me who I am today and for everything I stand for. Millions are cheering me on only to finish and have [...]
