The Hal Oral Chronicles

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I’ll admit I watch WWE Raw almost every Monday. Even though I know exactly what’s going to happen, the script writing isn’t exactly Oscar worthy, none-the-less it is entertaining.

So whether you say you love it for the action or that you love it because of the personalities or that you love it because it’s a male soap opera, be quiet, because we all know why you really love it… the standing 69’s…

Wrestling storylines may be fake, but the crotch on face action is real.

…Don’t worry I won’t tell