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ShareMemorial Day weekend has come and gone. Some people went to relax on the beach, some went to the Jersey Shore to party and others relaxed in their air conditioned homes and watched TV all day. “Not I” said the Oral. Your twelfth favorite blogger, Hal Oral, did something even better. I took a tour [...]
ShareScanning back for thousands of years and coming back to the future to society today there have always been ceremonies where boys become men. While some stand higher on the “Manly Scale” than others, I can’t help but think back to when I “became” a man. I was twelve, approaching thirteen, at the Bay Terrace [...]
ShareNow I’m not one to comment on fashion. I’ve never been hip to the newest looks, I mean I don’t even know what to wear to the right occasions. I once went out on a date with a girl and she arrived in a dress while I showed in a Led Zepplin t-shirt and Converse [...]
ShareAs we all know Billy Mays has passed on, but recently I got my hands on the script of what was to be his newest item… Rektal Klenns. Enjoy!!
Fade In:
INT. Kitchen
BILLY MAYS, walks onto screen with his sleeves rolled up ready to sell you another product.
Billy Mays
Billy Mays here to let you know about the [...]
ShareSome might say Sean “Diddy” Combs is a genius. He helped with the rise of Hip-Hop, helped the Notorious B.I.G. explode, started is own clothing line, co-founded a vodka and after all of these years he still makes sure he is still relevant with reality television and his producing of music. Sean Combs is beyond [...]
