Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
The Interview: Emma; a Conversation with a Toddler
Three years ago my cousin Heather and her husband Gregg had a baby girl, Julia. They didn’t have sex again for about a year and a half. Ironically when they finally did get back in action, just Gregg’s luck, nine months later they had a second girl, Emma. Emma was on top of her game, some would say on top of the world, until a couple months ago when she was dethroned as the baby in the family when my other cousin Doug and his wife Romy had a baby girl Oona. I’m interviewing Emma (now one and a half) to see how the last year has been and to see how she is dealing with the new addition to the family. This interview was conducted on December 15th, 2009.
Hal Oral: Emma thanks for taking the time to sit down with me. You’re the first “celebrity” “interview” on HalOral.com.
Emma B: It’s not a problem, anything for my older cousin. By the way, is this a porn site?
HO: Maybe porn for your comedic soul.
EB: I have no clue what that means.
HO: Neither do I…
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