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ShareOralian TV Sonnet #4
No one told you life was gonna be this way?
Dancing in fountain, oh my lord they’re fun!
Fans of this show are mostly girls and gay
On for 10 seasons, bad show had good run
Courteney Cox was chef yet stayed pencil thin
Schwimmer such sad sack, go shoot self in face
Only funny one was Matt’s [...]
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Oralian TV Sonnet #1
For why must your breeze blow over this way?
You never change clothes not even pink hat
Men commit suicide, disgust conveyed
Mother is so hot yet you are so fat.
Dated a nudist and somehow a doc,
Pretend twelve hot dogs are the New York Knicks,
Butt of jokes you are, always to be mocked,
So you switched [...]
