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ShareThe whole restaurant is now staring at me on a bended knee facing Her after the woman announced my “proposal”. “NO, NO NO!!!” is going through my head. She didn’t realize until a second later as a stunned look came across her face. Her jaw stayed open for a second, shocked, until she said “Oh [...]
ShareThe waiter stops by and informs us that the busboy never gave us bread. He places the bread on the table and assures me that the appetizer is now free. Awesome! Free appetizer! Finally something good has happened this evening. I grab a celebratory roll and spread butter on it and chow it down in [...]
ShareThe hostess seats us and before I can even unravel my napkin and place it over my left leg, the waiter is already asking us if we’d like any drinks. I move my attention from the waiter to Her and she’s looking over at me like she’s waiting for my signal on whether we’ll be [...]
ShareI pull up to the restaurant and I check myself out in the rear view mirror. Crap. My hair must have gotten messed up by the wind. I shouldn’t have driven with the windows down. How come in the movies you can drive with a convertible top down and not one hair moves from its [...]
ShareI’m trying my best to keep my body language neutral, have a stoic face and just stare straight until the awkwardness passes so I can leave. I don’t want to break down and burst out laughing hysterically because that could really bruise this gay mans ego, but it’s so hard to keep a straight face [...]
