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ShareAs we all know Billy Mays has passed on, but recently I got my hands on the script of what was to be his newest item… Rektal Klenns. Enjoy!!
Fade In:
INT. Kitchen
BILLY MAYS, walks onto screen with his sleeves rolled up ready to sell you another product.
Billy Mays
Billy Mays here to let you know about the [...]
Share1/1/09
Dear Diary,
Billy Mays here,
Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus!! Diary, I have a wicked hangover. I drank way too much last night and blew way too much coke off of strippers asses. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great night, but I wish there was something that could take this pounding headache away! Even [...]
Share12/19/08
Dear Diary,
Billy Mays here,
As the snow falls and the season’s change, one can only imagine what challenges lie ahead for us. Will this winter be the metaphor for my next few months? Short days and long nights? Will my demons come out and will I be able to control them? Will my depression knock me [...]
ShareOur beloved crap salesman Billy Mays died on June 28, 2009. When going through his belongings his next of kin found his diary. They then sold his diary via EBay auction, which I won. I’ve looked through the diary and was amazed at what I found. This diary contains the thoughts and visions of Billy [...]
