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ShareThe waiter stops by and informs us that the busboy never gave us bread. He places the bread on the table and assures me that the appetizer is now free. Awesome! Free appetizer! Finally something good has happened this evening. I grab a celebratory roll and spread butter on it and chow it down in [...]
ShareI pull up to the restaurant and I check myself out in the rear view mirror. Crap. My hair must have gotten messed up by the wind. I shouldn’t have driven with the windows down. How come in the movies you can drive with a convertible top down and not one hair moves from its [...]
ShareI’m trying my best to keep my body language neutral, have a stoic face and just stare straight until the awkwardness passes so I can leave. I don’t want to break down and burst out laughing hysterically because that could really bruise this gay mans ego, but it’s so hard to keep a straight face [...]
ShareI enter the sauna to find that it is mildly packed. I look around, making sure not to make eye contact with any of the men only dressed in short towels, and then I chose my seat. The sauna’s benches come together perpendicularly as to form an uppercase “L”. I am sitting on one end [...]
ShareA lot of straight guys think that getting hit on by a gay dude is flattering, well I’m going to tell you… it is. There’s something about another man telling you that you are handsome that tickles you in all the right places, those places being the ego not the “super-ego” if you know what [...]
